Why Michael Vick can kiss his goodbye

Plain and simple, some people, usually of the lighter persuasion, love their dogs more than other humans.

Case in point


Dog gets $12 MILLION in Helmsleys will

In case you don't feel like reading, heres the short take:

Dog (named Trouble) $12 million

Brother - unstated millions

Grand kids (only 2 of the four) - $5 million each, on the condition they visit their late fathers grave - but still less than the dog.

Chaffeur - $100 thousand

Either way, none of the money she left is nothing to sneeze at, but I can't believe she left the dog more money than the people in her life. SMH. Which leaves me to one conclusion -- Michael Vick, say your prayers.

En-Tango'ld

There you go trying me again.
Didn’t you know I was over you?
Oh, I forgot.
This is your modus.
You leave me alone for a while and when I least expect it you show up again.
I should have known it was about that time.
Life was starting to look up and here you come
We’ve been doing this dance for so long now you think I’d have my inner clock set for your arrival.
You always disguise yourself differently but you are selling the same thing
Destruction
You even make it look appealing, I have to give you that much
Still, I listen to what you have to offer because that dangling carrot sure looks appetizing

All that could be mine!
You’re joking right?
Hmm
Now that I think about it this is no different than the last time
Is it?
Man, I ain’t falling for that
What do I look like to you, some kind of sucker

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