Tuesday

Going To Great Lengths


I've heard of doing dumb stuff to impress someone you like, but I've never taken things to the criminal area. It seems some people don't mind breaking the law to impress their significant other.

A married woman stole items worth tens of thousands of dollars in a string of burglaries to make her boyfriend think she had a high-paying job, authorities said. Nickey Davidson, 25, is charged with three counts of aggravated burglary and theft in a series of house burglaries that seem to have been used to finance a double life. "She told her boyfriend in Coffee County that she had a high-paying job, so all these crimes were committed in trying to keep up with the lie she told him," Warren County Sheriff's Department Capt. Tommy Myers said. "When we told her boyfriend about what had happened, he was shocked. He was even more shocked to find out she is still married," he said. Myers said the thefts involved items that would not immediately be detected as missing, such as checks from the back of a checkbook or guns from a large collection. In the last burglary, $15,000 worth of jewelry was stolen from a home, though thousands of dollars worth of jewelry sitting in plain sight was left behind.


Now, she's what I would call "Young, Dumb, and Full of Cum". The most I remember doing to impress someone was to drive a couple hours to see them, but I was too cool to do anything stupid. So, what about you, have you done anything "crazy" to impress someone? You can all post as anonymous if you like :-)

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21 comments:

Lance said...

yeah, i flew 3,000 miles to the west coast to see this chick...

...but i wasn't full of cum afterwards!

(;-P <=== the lanceman cummeth!

Girly_Girl said...

The 'craziest' thing I ever did for a man: I GAVE BIRTH...TWICE!!!

c said...

Lance you STUPID! LOL!!!!!!
The dummet thing I did for a significant other - well the first thing that comes to mind is that I stole gas (did the drive off) from a station to drive 95 miles to see her on a weekend or two cause i was too shamed to say i was broke and didn't have the gas money. We were doing bad as it was and I didn't want to make matters worse. So in order not to look bad - which is important to men cause we all know it's ALL about performance with many women - I went out like a busta! All on me but that was my motivation.

c-mac said...

sorry - that was c-mac

Girly_Girl said...

C-Mac and Lance...what am I going to do with you two?

Anonymous said...

The power of the pussy. Brothers will go far and wide to get some of it.

Lance said...

c-mac, you got that shit right....pussy will may you do the craziest things...

maybe i should create a t.v. show call it....PUSSY POWER! or PU-NANNY NUTS!

just have men from all ages and walks of life...tellin' their stories of doing dumb shit, just for a piece of ass!

marriage got to be the worse! WHAT A FUCKIN' TRAP!!!!!!

wifey: i ain't giving you shit, til you take out the trash!

dumb ass: but shook'ums...

wifey: OUTSIDE WITH THE TRASH!!!!

dumb ass grumbles as he heads out the house...

dumb ass: (mumbling) fuckin' bitch

wifey: i heard that!

dumb ass: what? i didn't say nuffin'

a car full of his boys passes by.

boys: S'UP DUMB ASS?!!!!, WE GOIN' TO THE HOE HOUSE!!!! C'MON DAWG!

dumb ass looks up and see wifey with the pissiest of looks.

dumb ass: uh, uh....i can't.

boys: AHHH, STOP BEING A PUSSY. C'MON MAN!!!!

the boys notice wifey in the doorway.

boys: oops, my bad. aiiight dawg, we out. we'll let you smell our fingers tomorrow at work hahahahaha!!!!!

ZOOOOOOOMMMM!...the boys are gone.

dumb ass: damn.

wifey: what was that all about?

dumb ass: nuthin' babycakes, nuthin'.

he shuffles on back to the house IN HOPES of getting some.

(no offense for all you married women out there...much love to you g-g!... ;-)

Lance said...

big ups to anonymous...it's funny how we'll do the craziest shit to get it and when we do, it's all worth it.

...just for a piece of ass.

Girly_Girl said...

Is this a men only blog or something?

So, Lance, WE trap you MEN?

Please...what about those of us that are on lockdown?

Just kidding--you know I think you're totally right. Men do some stupid shit for women...

Sheletha said...

A dick that is doing right will make you do some things too. Im not talking about the regular garden variety type, the one that makes you think about the last episode while you are standing at the fax machine at work. The kind that makes you instantly hot, knees weak and buckle at the thought of him. yeah, brothas im talking about those that got enough weight to do the damn thang.

This man will make you tip toe across the line into stalking when you haven't spoken to him in more than 24 hours. Theres no shame in what Ive done for this type of man.

Lance said...

note to lance:...afffffter you beat it up goooood. run like a muuuutha fucka afterwards....lol

(;-0 <===lanceman sez, "REAL men don't run, we pimp, baby!"

Rich in the Stl said...

"Not the regular garden variety type."

Sheletha, I like that. I'm going to have to borrow that and the "weight" line for a story I'm working on. when I get my check, I'm gonna kick you down.

Lance, I don't have words. Keep representin!

Sheletha said...

Im glad im some sort of a muse for you rich...anytime baby!!!!

Lance said...

that's it rich...keep fillin' their heads up with air. time to crack some knuckles and let THESE women know...the REAL DEAL!!!!

...details soon.

Sheletha said...

Damn Ike, I mean Lance.

nette said...

Sheletha, Girl you need to preach that sermon to women everywhere b/c its nothing but the truth. A good one will have you going completely out of your mind, and while your sitting in the bushes wearing all black and football paint under your eye, you think about that last episode and remember this is why Im stalking this fool.

Rich in the Stl said...

Anna Mae, you betta watch yo' self

Rich in the Stl said...

"REAL men don't run, we pimp, baby!"

I got your back, Ike, I mean Lance

Sheletha said...

Nette you ain't neva lied. But you see this man has got to be doing right. That is the key. He can't be sitting at home playin with the playstation and ignoring me. That man that is doing right, is taking out the trash without me even asking. He will definatly get some then. He is treated like a king in my house as long as he recognizes that Im the damn queen.

Lance said...

now, now children...let's get the shit right fo' y'all start calling me some type a women-hater (IKE TURNER) i got it peaches...

when i said "CRACK SOME KNUCKLES", i meant it in the fashion "GET TOUGH" (as in "cracking your hand knuckles) in conversation, not go upside a woman's head...

you ladies girdles are gettin' tight as the shit is beginning to fly, with y'all talkin' mad trash about us fellas.

i would respond but no need to beat a dead horse on the issue so, "i'll save for david, cause i kno' what time it is!!!!"

...that's old school rap, fo' you young folks!

Sheletha said...

oh. okay.